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Cinny143

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Message Posted: Sep 1, 2011 9:06:11 PM

Post an excuse:

There was a train.
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Nov 26, 2014 4:10:02 AM

The cat got me up at 2:30 AM. The shocking thing is I'm not tired. Going to bed earlier helps. Now she wants tribute. In my lap.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Nov 26, 2014 1:00:58 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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Doseydotes
Champion Author Chicago

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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 11:14:36 PM

Can't find a hot spot.
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 6:44:56 PM

The grandchildren were over yesterday. Couldn't take my afternoon nap.
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drivebye
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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 5:10:08 PM

Because they ran out of turkeys --- Just stuff the dressing in the chicken. . .nobody will know the difference.
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 4:52:22 AM

I'm home. So what? Those things I left aren't fixed, and haven't gotten any younger.
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applepie2010
Champion Author London

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Message Posted: Nov 25, 2014 12:17:14 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Nov 24, 2014 10:39:57 PM

The weather is scrambling my brain. 70 today, snow on Wedsneday!
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 24, 2014 4:35:23 PM

The reason I didn't *stop at* Arby's on my way home is because there is NO Arby's within 15-miles of my drive home.
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Nov 24, 2014 5:20:55 AM

No instant coffee. There should be a fine attached to serving that.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 8:19:29 PM

Sorry, I can't make it this weekend--I have to work overtime.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 6:58:03 AM

Hi, Cinny!!
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DrivingtoMars
Champion Author Denver

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Message Posted: Nov 23, 2014 5:32:09 AM

Still can't help you. Not anywhere near that (fill in the blank) item.
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green_lantern
Champion Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2014 9:00:11 PM

I bought more ice melt because it was there, not because of any impending snow storm.
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northnut
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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2014 1:35:55 PM

Was watching TV.....sorry.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2014 1:06:41 PM

Hello, Cinny:)
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2014 5:13:27 AM

No. I won't be anywhere near western New York this week. The snow showel is in the garage.
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 10:59:46 PM

I will be late for Thanksgiving dinner. I have to work.
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drivebye
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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 10:31:06 PM

I didn't think your mother could hear me.
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 5:35:12 PM

No. I drove 400 miles today, and will tomorrow. You'll need to call someone else.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 11:35:06 PM

Hello, Cinny:)
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 10:41:51 PM

I can't take you shopping on Black Friday. I have to work.
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drivebye
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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 8:52:14 PM

Sorry- I accidentally shook the can of soda. . . vigorously.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 6:38:50 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 6:30:04 AM

Today's word is laundry. Yes, it's my turn at it. And no, I won't do yours.
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drivebye
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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 10:47:09 PM

The car in front of me had no brake lights... even before I ran into him.
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 9:55:59 PM

Wrote out new check. Tried to mail it, but the mailbox slot was frozen shut. You'll have to wait until I can go to the post office on Saturday.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 6:57:36 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 6:54:28 AM

I lost your number, so I couldn't call you. Yes, it was last week.
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 9:53:20 PM

I was putting your check in the mailbox when the wind blew it out of my hand and it disappeared down the street.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 6:20:26 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 6:02:49 AM

It's too cold for that. If you want to do that, go ahead. I'll just stay inside today. Thank you.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 3:37:39 AM

I thought it was my turn to pick the movie.
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drivebye
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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 11:00:46 PM

I thought it was your turn to pick up the kids!
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 10:53:52 PM

I was watching reruns of Seinfeld (No soup for you!!!)
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 8:22:46 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 6:42:22 AM

I didn't hear your call. I slept like I was dead. Almost.
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drivebye
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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 11:36:00 PM

Sorry, I only had one ticket to the game.
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 6:11:38 PM

My GPS took me the long way home.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 6:56:24 AM

Hi, Cinny!!!!
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 6:30:37 AM

When you say there's a warranty, what is covered? It's a deal breaker if this other thing isn't included.
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 9:11:10 PM

No, I didn't read the software agreement when I downloaded that program.
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 6:42:54 AM

Hi, Cinny!!!
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 6:25:47 AM

No, I won't click on that link. It's got malware written all over it.
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 10:46:49 PM

My head is still spinning. I accidentally clicked on the Kardashian
Paper mag link!
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 6:59:42 AM

Hi, Cinny!
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DrivingtoMars
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 6:48:36 AM

Send those instructions if you like, but I still can't comprehend what it's supposed to be.
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drivebye
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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 1:47:12 AM

I heard you say chocolate, didn't hear the "mint" at the end.
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green_lantern
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Message Posted: Nov 13, 2014 10:28:43 PM

Yes, I did know it was your birthday. Why do you ask?
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applepie2010
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Message Posted: Nov 13, 2014 6:56:16 AM

Hi, Cinny!!
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